Dobro's Chicago Style Pizza of Deland Florida

Dobro's has long been one of my favorite local joints, serving delicious deep dish pizza in a region I've frequented often, eventually moved to. This last time, I called to order a pizza for pick-up. They said my pie would be ready in thirty minutes, which is pretty quick for a deep dish pizza, but whatever. While a traditional deep dish has a ratio of 5cr/5ce/5ch, this pie from DoBro's had a RATIO of 4cr/5ce/3ch.
Their crust gets a 4 out of 5. It doesn't have much of the sweet yeasty flavor and general puffiness I like in a dough, but it's still buttery, crusty, and delicious. Not as fresh as I hoped. Their sauce gets a 5 out of 5. It's thick, rich, and chunky like I want from a deep dish pizza.
For style, I'll give Dobro's a 4 out of 5. It's not a fancy place by any means, though the servers all wear trilby hats. The price is great and the menu has a variety of appealing italian dishes. I wish they'd given me pizza sauce with the bread sticks instead of the spaghetti-type of marinara. Oh well. Next time I'll remember. Mostly I love their willingness to offer the taste of Chicago in central Florida.

Dobro's gets a 3 out of 5 for overall quality. I felt like they were skimping on ingredients and using pre-baked doughs to compensate for a short prep staff. Maybe they were too busy to my pizza with an appropriate quantity of love. Not only was the cheese lacking, it wasn't fully melted. That's an issue, however delicious the pie was. With an overall score of 80%, there's no doubt I'll be coming back for more.

Season of the Witch (feat. Nicolas Cage)

In 1973, there was released another film with this name, but that didn't matter in 2011. Surely this cinematic spectacle with the director from Gone in 60 Seconds would leave all other films in obscurity. Medieval action adventures were all the rage, except for maybe this one.

In this Season of the Witch, Cage and Ron Perlman play buddy Crusader heroes, the best of their brutal breed. With each battle, whoever killed less than the other had to buy drinks for the night. What fun. Eventually they saw the hypocrisy in killing for God, and became deserters. However, Cage's character still wanted to be a hero, and as chance would have it, the two warriors get a chance to save a witch, or at least have her exorcised.

After some really weak battle scenes, the adventure ensues. There are some fun sword fights with a young cleric with surprising prowess. Then there's a scene with a rickety bridge. Standard fare for this genre. I see how this film seemed like a good idea at the time, but its end product failed on most levels.

I understand that medieval settings are tricky and expensive, but there were a lot of bad shots in this film. In most scenes, there's no sense of space and pacing, as there are rarely more than one or two people in each shot, constantly cutting from one to the next.

The hero boys talk to each other more like badasses in a western and less like the Teutonic knights they should be. With Perlman, there isn't much dialogue. He mostly responds with tough one liners before moving on to smash things. With Season of the Witch, there are no surprises and no immersion.

  1. Raising Arizona
  2. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
  3. Leaving Las Vegas
  4. Red Rock West
  5. Adaptation
  6. Pig
  7. Birdy
  8. Wild at Heart
  9. Joe
  10. National Treasure
  11. Guarding Tess
  12. Snake Eyes
  13. Mandy
  14. Dog Eat Dog
  15. Color Out of Space
  16. Mom and Dad
  17. World Trade Center
  18. Peggy Sue Got Married
  19. The Rock
  20. Zandalee
  21. Prisoners of the Ghostland
  22. City of Angels
  23. Willy's Wonderland
  24. Captain Corelli's Mandolin
  25. Bangkok Dangerous
  26. Drive Angry
  27. Army of One
  28. Lord of War
  29. Gone in 60 Seconds
  30. Matchstick Men
  31. Vampire's Kiss
  32. Con Air
  33. Face/Off
  34. Trapped in Paradise
  35. The Boy in Blue
  36. Honeymoon in Vegas
  37. Deadfall
  38. Amos and Andrew
  39. Moonstruck
  40. Tokarev
  41. The Sorcerer's Apprentice
  42. Knowing
  43. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
  44. Bringing Out the Dead
  45. The Family Man
  46. Stolen
  47. Season of the Witch

  48. It Could Happen to You
  49. The Wicker Man
  50. 8mm
  51. The Frozen Ground
  52. Left Behind
  53. A Score to Settle
  54. Pay the Ghost
  55. Primal
  56. Dying of the Light
  57. Grand Isle
  58. Looking Glass
  59. Arsenal
  60. Between Worlds
  61. Ghost Rider
  62. Trespass
  63. The Humanity Bureau
  64. Next
  65. The Weather Man
  66. 211
  67. Fire Birds
  68. The Croods

Borillo's Pizza of St. Augustine Florida

For those who don't know, this spot is a local staple, outlasting any other pizza joint (and Dairy Queen) on San Marco Boulevard. Instead of getting a whole pie, I've only ever had their lunch special of two huge slices and a drink for $6.99. In 2008 it was $4.99, but still a great deal. The ratio for their pizza is 1cr/1ce/1ch. It's that New York East Coast crust we all rave about but not as fluffy as New York, something we can attribute to the water. Still, the texture and flavor of Borillo's crust is perfect. It's chard, chewy, and sturdy but foldable.
Their sauce gets a 4 out of 5. It's somewhat bland and runny, but contributes strongly to the slice's ability to goo, making it everything you probably want from a pizza slice. But for style, I'll give Borillo's a 3 out of 5.
The pizza itself doesn't stand out, and I appreciate the shop's no frills approach to dining. But before reaching the counter at this uncomfortably warm establishment, you're greeted by a trash can that doubles as a bussing station and triples as a shelf for self-serve parmesan, herbs, garlic powder, and red pepper flakes. Customers often elect to clean their own tables before sitting down to eat. As the shop is trying to now call themselves a Pizza and Wine Garden, the dining area is littered with boxes of craft beer and single serving wine bottles. And I couldn't think of a less enticing place to enjoy such a beverage.
For overall quality, I give Borillo's Pizza a 5 out of 5. They really know what they're doing when it comes to making pizza, and I consider it one of the best in St. Augustine. With a final score of 85%, you'd be hard pressed to find an excuse not to try it.

Mirino's Pizza of Deland Florida

For some reason, I feel at home in central Florida, especially the places that haven't been touched by tourism and pretention. Mirino's is such a joint, and a puzzle at that. Why does a pizza shop need to affiliate themselves with Christianity other than the fact that they can do what they want, the American way. At least it was inexpensive, with an 'early bird' 16" pizza at a discount. God bless.
The ratio for our cheese pizza was 1cr/2ce/2ch. The sauce gets a 3 out of 5. It's a bit runny, with a decent flavor. I would have leaned more toward oregano instead of parsley and basil, skipping the onions. The crust gets a 4 out of 5. Texturally, it's a perfect east coast pizza dough, but its flavor was completely masked by cheese, the same cheese that's on just about every pizza. So Mirino's doesn't stand out at all in the flavor department. I guess that's fine. If you don't like it, you probably shouldn't be eating pizza.
For style, I'll give Mirino's a 5 out of 5. It's cheap, served in a comfortable, no-frills atmosphere. They have plenty of other menu options, like subs (with meats ranging from eggplant parmesan to liverwurst), strombolis, lasagna, and chicken fingers. Not only that, but they shred their own cheese. Regardless of your beliefs, one can't help but feel charmed by their painting of Jesus, and box for prayer requests.
Mirino's gets a 4 out of 5 for overall quality. Nothing to write home about, but with an overall score of 80%, I think Mirino's deserves its place on the map.

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster

I know this book is a classic, written for kids. But I'd never read it before, and was looking for a 'portal fantasy' to sharpen my familiarity with the genre. This book tells the story of Milo, a young boy who is bored with everything. He arrives home one day to find a package, just for him. It's a tollbooth, which he drives through in his little boy car.

Through the tollbooth, he finds himself in a magical world in which every abstraction is a reality. He has to put logic back into this world by restoring the rule of Rhyme and Reason, or somethinglike that. Honestly, I thought this book was super boring, with a lot of words that don't mean much aside from an allegory for Don't Be Bored.

Maybe if I was a little kid, the imaginings of this piece would have had more of an impact for me, but I already had an imagination. I was already interested in learning about things, and doing things. So it may have put into words some of the things that were already in my childish heart. As an adult, it felt like the ramblings of a punisher.

Stretch's Pizza of Malta Montana

With some research into google's reviews, I learned that Stretch''s didn't used to be the only pizza joint in Malta. Now it is, having obliterated its competition. Our $20 20" cheese pizza had a ratio of 2cr/2ce/3ch. Its crust gets a score of 3 out of 5. It could have used a little more knead and a little more proof, which is often the case. It was pleasantly soft and moist, but merely whelming chew and flavor.
Their sauce is my kind of sauce, high tomato and high mileage. It gets a score of 5 out of 5. For style, I'll give Stretch's a 5 out of 5. This place seemed like the main local hangout, and hasn't been redocrated since the 90s. It has a pool table, fooseball, arcade games, casino, to-go beers, and a wide variety of menu items, like a mini corn dog appetizer. If I lived in Marta, I'd probably either work here or come in every day. I like the addition of cheddar into their mozzarella topping, for extra tang.
For overall quality, I'll give Stretch's Pizza a 4 out of 5. It could have been cooked more on the bottom and less on the top, And I don't see why our pizza had to be cut into 16 slices. It would have been nice if they were foldable. Small complaints, I guess. With the dough being what it was, the pizza felt more like a really nice homemade pie than something from a pizzeria. So Stretch's gets a final score of 85%. If you find yourself on Montana's State Road 2, I highly recommend this little slice of heaven.

Consider This by Chuck Palahniuk

As you know, I'm a writer of fiction with hopes of someday showing a novel people like you will want to read. So I picked up yet another book on the craft of narrative fiction. And it was pretty good. Palanhiuk talks a lot about his life as a writer, while giving the best practical writing advice he could put together.

So I very much appreciate his elaboration on the tricks he uses to hook readers, though you should be able to figure it out by reading his other books. Now I know, if I had the talent, how to write like Chuck. While every writer intends to have their own style, I do see the value in what he shares.

If you're a writer, I definitely recommend this book. And like most books by authors on writing, he included a long reading list, mostly of stuff that inspires his own work. Stuff heavy on hooks and voice. All good stuff.

With Shuddering Fall by Joyce Carol Oates

For those who don't know, Joyce Carol Oates is one of my favorite authors, easily one of the best to produce work in my lifetime. With Shuddering Fall is her first novel, taking place in the days before air conditioners were common place, in small towns surrounded by country.

It tells the story of a sheltered young girl, stupidly innocent, and hungry for a real experience. As it turns out, these real experiences in life can be pretty awful. And she finds herself a dangerous attachment to a racecar driving man whose talent leans heavily on detachment and dysfunction.

While this isn't my favorite of Oates's novels, it's overflowing with the darkness, juice, and drama her fans have come to expect. If you haven't read anything by her before, I think this is a fine place to start, seeing how it's easier to stomach than some of her other books.