the abomination that is the Chizza

I understand the desire for KFC to get into the type of gimmicks that have always worked so well for Taco Bell, but KFC has to be the least loved of the Yum Foods chains. Their chicken isn't better than what you can get at pizza hut, but of course, their original recipe is its own thing that you can't get anywhere else. Sometimes it's the only thing that will do. Plus, they have decent biscuits and mashed potatoes.

Back to the Chizza. It is a chicken patty (or collection of flat chicken chunks) topped with a zesty marinara, cheese, and pepperoni. It will entice pizza lovers to try once, maybe just to get people in the door only to remind them of how sad KFC is. Their dining room Might get cleaned once a day. None of their employees seem like they've been there longer than a week, and how can they afford to stay there? Want to work for Yum Foods? Expect to be homeless, in a state where it's practically illegal to be.

So maybe the Chizza will get people in the door, but it won't get people coming back, no way. Is it cheaper than Pizza? No. Is it better than pizza? No. Does it simulate the experience of pizza for those on a low carb diet? No. Is it faster than pizza? No. If you must try the Chizza, I'd recommend hitting the drivethru as I intended, but there was no sound coming from the box when I rolled up to it. Will I go back to KFC? Yes, but only ten minutes before close when they're selling ten pieces for ten bucks. They'll need to bring back the buffet before I willingly step inside again.