Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

No One is Talking About This by Patricia Lockwood

This is an interesting piece of literature. It's a personal narrative story written entirely in the form of tweets. So it feels like a book of poetry, almost. The 'posts' are definitely all profound in their own way. And I assume this is how most non-writers do their best writing these days. Very cool. 

Our protagonist is an influencer type who hit it big with some viral tweets about important issues. She gets paid to travel and tweet about things which start our story. Then she veers away from 'relevant' cultural events to tell the story of her nephew's cancer. Deep stuff. 

Tell All Your Friends about Pizza Dad

It's the least you can do
He bought this pizza for you
For the whole crowd
And I decide now
It's payback time
And they're all about Pizza Dad

Lock in Tell All Your Friends
Each riff, beginning to end
For Pizza Dad
To sing with his band
New words this time
And they're all about Pizza Dad

They're all about Pizza Dad
You owe it to Pizza Dad
Tell all your friends

Battery from Master

One dead and one alive
Rechargeables run off
As the cheap ones die
The store wehere you drive
in the hot car to buy
Them is a sketch zone
You're on your own
But never alone

Why use a turn signal?
It's nobody's business
Where I take this bull
Strangers smell too much
I'm feeling their eyes touch
My private bones
I'm never alone

Welcome to Adulthood, Captain! by Rob Spence

Welcome to Adulthood, Captain!, more of a zine than a book, is collection of poetry by my friend Rob Spence, mostly written when he was a kid. If you don’t know Spence, he’s kind of a sweetheart, moreso than most people. So you might imagine as a kid, he was especially sweet. That’s the kind of poetry you’ll get here, a sort of return to innocence.

If you’re feeling especially jaded about adulthood, or you’re a friend of Spence who doesn’t want to read the free ebook version, I invite you to borrow my copy. It will take you an hour to read it. We can even arrange a pick up and drop off with my porch (not your porch).

Go Yogurt

Think of Cheese, a sort of messed-up Adult version of Milk, the food of Infancy. Why is it so good? Is it our desire to regress and reform? Return to the human whey? Cheese. Such a long shelf life. Part of an advanced culture, it pairs with wine. Both can be expensive. Cheese has value. Yogurt is scum. Sour Cream is rotten. Milk is for babies.

Cheese/Milk = Modern Adult Human/Infant Human = X/Y
Solve for X and Y
American = Bill Gates
Roquefort = Shaq
Vermont Cheddar = Robert at the C Store
Chevre = Gandhi
Let's go Yogurt

One thing I will never forget.


The pizza hut Chicago dish.  The folks found it cheaper to split 3 big slams (3/$2) of diet pepsi between the six of us than to spring for free refills.  We couldn't just splurge and not splurge.  We had to constantly splurge so minimally that it didn't really count.  While you can't really out bad ass an unlimited flow of fountain diet coke, there is a certain understated experience in nursing a diet soda.  Just jumping in your seat knowing that within 12 minutes, your Chicago dish will be here and you're sweating it big time.  



You check the jukebox to kill some time and in an attempt to cool your blood, down all the complimentary waters.  Free ice water just for sitting down.  You scout for new bathroom art and sing into the echos.  Dank and confusing.  How can a room exist in such an iconic hut without smelling like the dust of ten thousand parmesan cheeses?  What has been going on in there besides farting, shitting, pissing, singing, mopping, and hand washing?  Replacing the cloth towel roll?  We used to all share a towel.  

Never forget.  

I'm worth it

I gave my heart a condition.  To calm my nerves, I had another piece.  Delicious and suddenly gone.  Again.  To defy my lessons, I'm stuffed with regret long outliving the memory of satisfaction.  I had a good meal, testing the power evil.  I suffered his gushing.  Glorify the one who broke my compass.  We're sharing a fish bowl and I'm going to learn my own way.