Go Yogurt

Think of Cheese, a sort of messed-up Adult version of Milk, the food of Infancy. Why is it so good? Is it our desire to regress and reform? Return to the human whey? Cheese. Such a long shelf life. Part of an advanced culture, it pairs with wine. Both can be expensive. Cheese has value. Yogurt is scum. Sour Cream is rotten. Milk is for babies.

Cheese/Milk = Modern Adult Human/Infant Human = X/Y
Solve for X and Y
American = Bill Gates
Roquefort = Shaq
Vermont Cheddar = Robert at the C Store
Chevre = Gandhi
Let's go Yogurt