That is what I present to you. For years I have been asking close friends and total strangers this gnawing question. "Where can I find the human equivalent to dog food?" I am sick and tired of constantly combating questions like. "What do I eat?" "Is it worth the effort?" "Is it worth my money?" "Is it worth the calories?"
I've had enough. I am a busy man who eats to live and doesn't live to eat. If it's not pizza, it doesn't matter and you don't matter. Somebody please find me a can of food.
pizza in a can?
ReplyDeleteI would eat it. I wish Chef Boyardee would go ahead and do that. His pizza, as it's been, is pretty bad.
DeleteI would say Dinty Moore beef stew. I can almost imagine eating it every day, and it's even pretty dog food like
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