Willy's Wonderland (feat. Nicolas Cage)

Made by Saturn Films during the big pandemic, we got a weird, scary movie called Willy's Wonderland. I don't think the film was meant to actually scare anyone. It's more of a fun slasher, and weird for the sake of weirdness. Cage plays the Janitor, a character with no lines, who rigidly adheres to an hourly dose of a drink called Punch Pop.

Due to a spike trap on the road, Janitor gets stranded in a nowhere town, and the only way to get his car fixed is to trade labor, by cleaning Willy's Wonderland, a closed-down party place, like a Chuck E. Cheese, only the animatronic animals kill people.

The animatronics don't look real, but that's fine. Willy's Wonderland isn't supposed to reflect our own realities in any capacity. By the time you hear the (awesome) titular theme song, you should realize this movie is just fun, violent fun. No substance? No problem. Check it out.

1. Raising Arizona
2. Leaving Las Vegas
3. Red Rock West
4. Adaptation
5. Pig
6. Birdy
7. Wild at Heart
8. Joe
9. National Treasure
10. Guarding Tess
11. Snake Eyes
12. Dog Eat Dog
13. Color Out of Space
14. Mom and Dad
15. World Trade Center
16. Peggy Sue Got Married
17. Zandalee
18. Prisoners of the Ghostland
19. City of Angels

20. Willy's Wonderland

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22. Drive Angry
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24. Lord of War
25. Gone in 60 Seconds
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27. Vampire's Kiss
28. Con Air
29. Face/Off
30. The Boy in Blue
31. Honeymoon in Vegas
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35. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
36. Bringing Out the Dead
37. The Family Man
38. Knowing
39. The Frozen Ground
40. It Could Happen to You
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44. Between Worlds
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