Knowing (feat. Nicolas Cage)

In this 2009 film, Cage plays yet another Joe. This one is a college professor, really struggling with the death of his wife. His son is exceptionally smart (movie kid smart) and wears a hearing aid because he hears weird sounds that nobody else can. Their house is huge, shabby, and awesome; the kind of house you'd want to have if you were an astrophysicist.

For those of you who don't remember, the late 2000s was a big time for the apocalypse. People thought the world was going to end in 2012, because that's when one of the old calendars ended. Of course, this premontion turned out to be of less consequence than the Y2K "virus". But in its day, this movie was intended to be scary.

That said, Knowing is a high-budget, fully actualized bad movie, better than Armageddon (as a point of reference). Joe finds the prophecy, and he especially cares about death and loss because it's something close to his heart. He teams up with the prophet's daughter, who turns out to have terrible coping skills, and doesn't help anything. But what can be helped? Some people are trying to stop the end of the world, others are trying to survive it, but most people are freaking out as hard as possible. As if there were anything they could do about it.

And it's hard not to spoil the story, but I will say there are aliens involved. They don't cause the pending apocalypse, but they do have a hand in keeping the "human spirit" from going extinct. In fact, there's a really huge scene with Nick Cage and the Aliens and an orchestra, which would make a great clip for an inspirational video if you were to ever give a presentation at your local church camp or dystopian coorporate job.

At just over two hours long, I admit to watching some parts of this film on high speed. It was too long and too stupid. Despite its daytime tv dialogue, vacuous characters, and boring story, Knowing was pretty well made, especially entertaining for those desparate for a thrill.

  1. Raising Arizona
  2. Leaving Las Vegas
  3. Red Rock West
  4. Adaptation
  5. Birdy
  6. Wild at Heart
  7. Joe
  8. Dog Eat Dog
  9. Color Out of Space
  10. Mom and Dad
  11. Peggy Sue Got Married
  12. Zandalee
  13. City of Angels
  14. Bangkok Dangerous
  15. Drive Angry
  16. Lord of War
  17. Gone in 60 Seconds
  18. Matchstick Men
  19. Vampire's Kiss
  20. Con Air
  21. Face/Off
  22. Honeymoon in Vegas
  23. Amos and Andrew
  24. Moonstruck
  25. The Sorcerer's Apprentice
  26. Bringing Out the Dead
  27. The Family Man
  28. Knowing
  29. It Could Happen to You
  30. 8mm
  31. Between Worlds
  32. Ghost Rider
  33. The Humanity Bureau
  34. Next
  35. The Weather Man
  36. 211
  37. The Croods

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