Tell All Your Friends about Pizza Dad

It's the least you can do

He bought this pizza for you

For the whole crowd

And I decide now

It's payback time

And they're all about Pizza Dad

Lock in Tell All Your Friends

Each riff, beginning to end

For Pizza Dad

To sing with his band

New words this time

And they're all about Pizza Dad

They're all about Pizza Dad

You owe it to Pizza Dad

Tell all your friends

Starr Bright Will Be With You Soon by Rosamond Smith

This is another one by Joyce Carol Oates' pen name. It's one of those serial killer stories about a woman who went down a dark path and dealt with things in a bad way. As it was probably more juicy at its time, you can't expect Oates to crush it with every single piece. I know there was a light at the end of this tunnel somewhere, but it did not have a profound effect.